- Teacher: OW! I'm such a klutz!
- Student: want me to massage it?
—Multiple students today :) yay!
—Student to life long Californian teacher (if you’ve never been here it is as common as pizza in NY!)
Teacher: If I had a daughter I would not let her be in a room with a boy with the door closed.
Latino student: You are so white!
Teacher: In plasma like charge particles are forced together by immense pressure and high temperatures.
Student: Sounds like a bad marriage.
Male student 1: Oh, Ms. X, you have a canas!
Teacher: A what?
Male student 1: A grey hair
Male student 2: Oh yeah I see it from here!
Student 1: Want me to take it out?
Persistent female student: 26 with a grey hair! See, I told you you better start having babies!
—Student, after I asked why he was flossing in class